WHU(D)DA THUNK(IT) June 15/01 Karl Rigelhof

At the Solstice Junction
She performs a vital/crucial function
Entertainment (<->) hostess (of)
Whu(d)da Thunk(it)

adjunct
defunct
conjunction
compunction
She's thinks (Trapezoid) (Floyd) (i)s (such) a hunk (that) (it)
Makes her heart go kerplunk(it)/thump(ity) (it)

Chorus:
Whu(d)da Thunk(it)
Is queen of all she purveys/surveys
Wins every game she plays
There's no way (that) she can lose
Unless she chooses the TZ(F) way